We appreciate the hard work of our Dyacon key staff members: Eugene Bodrero, Eric John, Chris Cox, and JuneLyn Little.
Eugene started this mock staff list a few years ago and we thought you might enjoy it as much as our office has! If you have any suggested additions, we’d love to hear them.

Staff Hydrologist
Fallon Waters, PhD

Waste Water Scientist
Foe Ming Lakes, PhD

Innovation Specialist
Ben Dunn

Retirement Consultant
Emma T. Nester, CPC

Staff Party Planner
Marian Breit

Project Manager
R. Hue Dunn, PMP

Inventory Clerk
Given Putz Bach

Accounts Receivable Manager
Bill Moore

Product Photographer
Holden Stihl

Staff Harassment Investigator
Phil Ander

Anemometer Designer
Spinner Roundy, PE

Temperature Measurement Engineer
Ken Ned Dick

Metal Coating Expert
Anna D. Eiser

ESD Control Specialist
Dinky Sparks

Efficiency Specialist
Les S. Moore

Production Manager
Werken R. Derr

Visual Flight Condition Researcher
Misty Aires

Telephone Hold Music DJ
Collin Waite

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More to come

Self-esteem Counselor
Hue Briss